What Keeps Me Up at Night
The questions I ask:
- What do giraffes look like when they hiccup?
- Do you think a giraffe burp will lose steam half way up the neck so all you hear is a tiny *brap*?
- How do elephants blow their nose? Do you think they stick their trunk in their mouth and then suck the snot out?
- If an elephant trumpets and snot comes out accidentally hitting his elephant buddy, do you think they get into a snot fight?
Yeah. I’m weird.